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"Time Isn't Real" Happy Birthday Greeting Card

"Time Isn't Real" Happy Birthday Greeting Card

Regular price $4.44 USD
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People are actually celebrating Birthdays still? In this time space simulation? This card is sure to brighten any Birthday party with what everyone needs, the truth. 

Exterior of card reads;

"Time isn't real and neither are you. Happy Birthday Anyway."

Inside of card is blank but we highly suggest you add bitcoin which also is not real. 


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