"Existential Dread" Thinking Of You Greeting Card

Tired of the same old same old boring "Thinking of you cards" that really don't embody your existential dread? Look no further!

Card exterior reads

The constant fragmentation of time and space coupled with daily existential crisis has prevented me from keep in touch. Anyway, Thinking of you. 

Inside is blank but feel free to fill it with any truth your family and friends might need.